Gayscorp, 73

if you are a serious, and seriously hot, bodybuilder, i would be honored to cover all your expenses--gym memberships, supplements, gear and equipment, housing, meals, clothes, and vacations, including whatever else you may want or need--so you can focus full-time on the most important thing in the world: keeping your godlike physique in perfect condition. my only aim is to serve you 24/7 in whatever ways you wish and to relieve you of any stress--financial or otherwise--that might interfere with your focusing on yourself. please, sir, i beg you to grant me the honor and privilege of being at your service.